Jack Taps

The tapping sound made when a man's testicles hit his hand while masturbating.

John: (Tapping sound)

Roy: Dude could you please wait till I'm out of the room at least to jack off? Don't say you didn't because I can totally hear your jack taps over here.

by Leubert McCracken January 13, 2011

Rusty Tap

When a bidet shoots water up your arsehole and the water trickles back down your cock brown in colour. Just like a rusty tap.

Davo's dad spends heaps of time in his new bathroom. He loves a rusty tap.

by BeerPenguin November 3, 2017

gouch tap

where you put your gouch on a persons head or any part of the body.

damn bruh, they just gouch tapped me in the fucking face!!

by fantastic fourz December 4, 2010

bliss on taps

When there is too much happiness to handle for one person.

Bro 1: Dude, how was your date last night?
Bro 2: Man, she was bliss on taps!

by la-ah September 28, 2014

cunt tap

A rather rough, arbitrary hit in the vagina. Such as the female version of getting nut tapped.

If you do that again I'll cunt tap you.

by f1m03 December 23, 2008

Both taps on

Same as 69 except both participants urinate.

Piss fiend: "Wanna do it with both taps on"
Piss fiend 2: "Sure Terleckji I love it with both taps on!"

by Cheese Sandwich from Saturn April 26, 2006

Tapping Out

A term used in the wrestling community for when something is extremely funny. Or when a person gives up in a wrestling match do to a submissions. A wrestling fan's version of "lol"

Holy shit, dude. This post about Michael Cole is so funny! I'm tapping out!
Or
Look, Daniel Bryan's got the LeBell lock on Wade Barrett. I think he's tapping out!

by Coleminor January 1, 2012