Swamp bitch

A slob. Someone covered in grease and very scruffy.

Often with stomach hanging over private areas and lots of flesh showing.
Not something you say to ones face.

The swamp bitch loped across the lawn only to throw the rubbish on the floor 2m from the bin. That extra walk was just too much to bare.

by Captain Plan June 21, 2016

swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 5, 2020

Swamp noodle

1) the post-coitus shape of the male genitalia.

2) when your dick soggy after a good fuck

Yo, she got me so good I had swamp noodle for like 3 days after.

by Sydzillah October 25, 2015

Swamp Donkey

Swamp Donkey is a term mainly used in baseball describing a very hardly hit ball.

“Man! I just hit a big swamp donkey!

by Follower Of Jesus March 28, 2023

Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)

Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....

by C.hustle January 10, 2023

Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.

A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.

by Scarb August 12, 2011

Swamp Salad

When you eat somebody's ass after a hot and sweaty day

After a long and sweaty day, I love nothing more than to receive a swamp salad.

by Dusk32 March 12, 2019