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I'm starting pro

When you typo the word 'pto' (paid time off) in your e-mail to your boss or co-worker, and they think you're leaving your day job, but instead you are only going on vacation for a couple of weeks.
Fred: Hey, I'm starting pro tomorrow. I'll see you later.
Fred's Boss: OK, good luck with that.
<two weeks later>
Fred: Hey, why doesn't my ID badge let me in the building anymore?
Fred's Boss: So I guess that basketball career didn't work out for you?
Fred: Huh?
by ks5d August 30, 2015
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 29, 2019
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National Start A Rumor About A Stupid Bitch day starts on November 28th, aka 11/28! It means, if you find out something about someone, you can spread it around if you really hate them!
Person 1: I just found out that ___ did has a crush on your boyfriend!

Person 2: I’m telling everyone!

Person 1: wait, why?

Person 2: because it’s National start a Rumor About a stupid bitch day!

Person 1: oh, okay! I’ll start one about her as well!
by bemo! November 22, 2021
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Starting Now

When you stop jerking off to Noah's cousin.
Anthony: "Starting now."

Noah: That means you did it in the first place!
by AntdManly January 31, 2023
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Rusty Start

When you lose early in Vectorman for sega genisis
Fuck game over! Rusty start man.
by Strangeuno September 21, 2018
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What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Complete (start (+×÷#*=) stop)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025
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