Starfish attack

When you're performing oral on someone, and they fart in your face.

I was going down on her, and she starfish attacked me.

by Educatingmasses April 4, 2018

Starfishing

When one lays spread-Eagle and naked due to heat exhaustion

Kim was starfishing on the bed after a day spent sweating in the sun

by culluchi July 19, 2016

starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.

Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee

by dabatrin February 10, 2018

Starfish Turnover

Where your partner grabs you by the rim of your asshole and twists it

Girl 1: You'll never guess what I just did to that cute guy yesterday
Girl 2: What did you do?
Girl 1: I gave him that Starfish Turnover
Girl 2: Poggers, bitch

Cute Guy: I got that starfish turnover
Everybody: EPIC, YOU ARE A LEGEND

by Jorbo67\ June 18, 2024

death by chocolate starfish

n. A truly revolting, nauseous guff. Capable of really making squeamish people shout soup!

Ugh, that's fucking disgusting. Its like death by chocolate starfish.

by nuttershamrockshinboner July 10, 2023

starfish sunrise

When you wake up in the morning butt naked and spread your cheeks

I saw a starfish sunrise on my honeymoon

by Hannahforpresident March 10, 2022

Starfish Butter

Poop residue after you think you're done wiping, also ominously known as the remainder, opposite of the ghostwipe

Bro, you smell like shit. Did you forget to check for starfish Butter?

No bro, I'm sea free
That smell might get you arrested

by The doughboy conglomerate March 24, 2022