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starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other
Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great
by mr. insentia November 17, 2017
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starfish slurpee

When you feed your partner laxatives until they have liquid shit. Turn them upside down stick a straw in their chocolate starfish and enjoy your Starfish Slurpee.
Yo sheila was so plugged needed a colon cleanse, so we gave her a starfish slurpee
by dabatrin February 10, 2018
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simmering starfish

When you've farted so many times it hurts your butthole
Guys, I'm having a simmering starfish tonight.. call a doctor or get some beano
by Zkntheprincess January 5, 2017
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Reluctant Starfish

When a wife let's her husband have sex with her to appease him and she lays on her back showing zero interest while he goes to pound town.
Guy - "Man, I finally got laid last night. Have you gotten any buns recently?"
Buddy - "Yea, the other night. I wouldn't say I got laid, but Tricia begrudgingly lied there lifeless and let me have sex with her so I would stop annoying her"
Guy - "Ahh, the Reluctant Starfish. At least you got a nut"
Buddy - "Yup....."
by Dangling Scrots November 9, 2021
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Chocolate starfish

The grossest kink for the dirtiest of grizzlys, spread Eagle on the bed/all 4s tied to each post. Your mistress or prostitute then proceeds to shit on you until you are completely covered and then leaves you to rest in a pile of smothering, reeking excrement.
The kink-ridden yakky still had some chocolate starfish leftover behind his ear
by Richard Inchild September 22, 2021
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Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.
Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory
by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021
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Renee’s Starfish

The asshole of the most perfect woman in the world
I dove underwater and saw don kissing renee’s starfish
by Ronesco995 July 16, 2021
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