Standard White Boy Edition (adj.) is a term used to describe a very average sized penis on a white man.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Typically ranging anywhere from 4-5.5 inches in length and maybe 0.35 - 0.5inches in girth. 5.5:0.5 being the peak of a SWBE.. though there have been some cases reaching 5.75” with slightly more girth.
A very average penis such as this typically comes on a very average white man. Typically passed down from an average white Father’s Genetics.
Example 1 :
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
Woman : I’m so excited to finally feel you tonight..
Man : Yeah, I’ve been looking forward to it myself..
Woman : I know you’re gonna rock me with that big ol’ dick..
Man : I mean - I might have a Standard White Boy Edition.. but I definitely know how to use it..
Example 2 :
Man 1 : Bro you are always fuckin’ bitches.. you must be rockin’ a massive hog down there!!
Man 2 : Nah.. Dad blessed me with a Standard White Boy Edition.. but it gets the job done..
by _BigClock March 4, 2024
Get the Standard White Boy Editionmug. Double standards dont come from society, they come from people. Therefore any double standard in a female's favor usually come from females.
You could tell it bothered the female quick to point out other people's double standards to point out her own double standards, she still couldnt see how they made her as much of a hypocrite (or a narcissist) as everybody else (even males). A taste of your own medicine and shit isnt always delicious, is it?
by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020
Get the Double standardmug. The reckless and careless girl that got in several severe accidents while driving intoxicated on ambien and alchohol or just drunk (and also got her dog hospitalized due to negligence) was the one posting public service announcements on all the electronic signs on a roadway about how people should drive safely or go to jail, drive drunk and lose their license, or to stay hydrated and not drive drowsy or sleepy, or preaching against cruelty to animals while asking for donations on TV ads. That's a lot like a mayor being on crack and having people arrested for smoking weed or any other drugs for that matter. Some people can poke fun at the double standard of another human and judge them, but don't want to get judged in return, they tell you don't judge me when they judge as much as everybody else.
by The Original Agahnim November 16, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. Standard Sister-in-Law Unit
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL
Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.
Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.
Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit
Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)
Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation
Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
noun
*| \ ˈsta-ndərd ˈsi-stər-in-ˌlȯ yü-nət *
Abbreviation: SSILU
Symbol: 𝓢 or SIL
Definition:
An unofficial unit of mass equal to 300 pounds (136.08 kilograms), used to simulate high-risk, real-world human load scenarios in mechanical, structural, and transportation systems. The SSILU is commonly applied to test the failure thresholds of furniture, vehicle seats, elevators, bicycles, airline cabins, and public patience.
Etymology:
Originated in post-war American slang, the term is derived from the stereotype of a loud, heavyset female relative—often portrayed as emotionally volatile and structurally compromising—whose presence tests both family dynamics and infrastructure load-bearing capacity. While non-literal, the “sister-in-law” archetype evokes maximum physical and psychological mass concentration in civilian environments.
Technical Classification:
Measurement Type: Anthropomorphic Load Unit
Mass: 300 lbs (≈ 136.08 kg)
Field Use: Structural stress testing, emergency engineering simulation
Design Benchmark: Most consumer goods are not rated past 0.8 SSILU
“She hit the fitting room like a breaching whale—1 Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) 300lbs in full stride, swatting children aside and hollering ‘THESE SIZES RUN SMALL!!! while nearby store associates quietly begged for a swift death
by Ludwig Von Snooterman June 7, 2025
Get the Standard Sister-in-Law Unit (SSILU) [300lbs]mug. Also called PST. Used to define the non-proportionality of time while self-isolating at home during the COVID-19 Pandemic.
I don't even know what day of the week it is anymore. March lasted for 6 years, April exactly 6 minutes and May 6 seconds. It's like we're following some kind of Pandemic Standard Time!
by SadMandalorian May 26, 2020
Get the Pandemic Standard Timemug. The reptilian boy girl was always listenened to by others when she described who she did feel comfortable around and didn't feel comfortable around, yet nobody else was listened to as to whether they felt comfortable around her. People gave her a benefit of the doubt males wouldn't get because she was female, and she capitalized on it, she played them with it. It was a double standard feminists would never mention, since they don't mention any that don't make themselves look disadvantaged and good at the same time in the public eye.
by The Original Agahnim September 3, 2021
Get the Double standardmug. Asking other people an endless amount of questions to keep them from questioning you is trying to set expectations of them higher than you want them to set theirs for you (a double standard).
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
Get the Double standardsmug.