squash bottle

WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT AND THERE IS NOWHERE TO GO. YOU HAVE TO SQUASH IT DOWN AND BOTTLE IT UP.

MAN, I REALLY NEED TO SHIT BUT I'M MILES FROM HOME I GUESS I GOTTA SQUASH BOTTLE IT.

by Mmkdkmokker March 7, 2017

squishy dick

when your dick is floppy like a cooked noodle

jimmy had such a squishy dick last night, we couldn't do anything.

by limppinkle June 21, 2017

squishy black

a type of weed extract {Hashish} made in a block shape, usually black or brown, and its squishy, hence its name

Alex: Who stole the squishy black from the House?

Daniel: Whoever did it is gonna get bashed

by Youlasty December 5, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

Squishy Tubes

Fenders that you use for protecting the side of the boat when docked or docking.

John is going to give Eric a tutorial on how to use his squishy tubes during a romantic night boat ride.

by Byefelicia11 June 8, 2018

Squishy pie

A person who seems really tough but is a little smol bean and really likes hugs but will still punch the shut out of you

Oh B’Elana’s a real squishy pie

by XxXbeeXxX June 14, 2018

squishner

(Verb) What happens when you marry into the wrong family. Kind of like Carlo in the Godfather.

"What happened to that guy that married the mafia boss's daughter? I haven't seen him for months."
"Oh, didn't you hear? He is 'playing golf' with the Feds. He got squishnered."

by Squishner May 24, 2018