j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

Flap-a-squat

1. To wave your arms and say woooo woooo 2. an insult to grandparents and enemies. 3. to fart

The cheerleaders had to flap-a-squat to make them appear good. I said flap-a-squat to my grandma, then she sent me home. I have to flap-a-squat so bad, I just let it loose.

by Christina Smithe September 28, 2012

Squadanana

The theory that banana's will take over the world in a ship made of cheese.

"Squadanana might happen"

by Jacob McAllister May 5, 2005

Carolina Squat

This is when some gay county boy raises the front of their trucks whilst the back is lowered. This if often used to get truck sluts

Jake: Baby, you got the Carolina Squat?
Luke: Yeah! Now put your dick up my ass!!!

by Professional white Boy September 8, 2021

Drop a squat

To defecate, take a dump, shit.

Barry "Anyone in the bathroom upstairs, I gotta drop a squat."

by Neo June 15, 2003

squatter

An individual who chooses to live either on the streets or where ever she/he is at the moment. These people are often travelers (drifters); hippies who know that even though it is sometimes slightly uncomfortable you may live in Amerika without paying taxes and other advantages that are deemed natural; punks or even political refugees.

And it's totally free though illegal in most areas, so watch out for pigs that will want to hassel you. (You aren't human in Amerika unless you pay their taxes).

These punk squatters I once knew squatted because they were touring with bands 9 monthes out of the year. When not in a van going to the next city you can easily couch surf.

by Drezdyn February 22, 2004

jack squat

lack of knowledge

You don't know Jack Squat about anything

by Hoboken Johnny September 20, 2003