spœrgį

what if he’s grorgy?
(grœrg *I)

“ grœrg *I”
“ spœrgį “

by smellystinkbeast73 September 9, 2023

Spoke

Having a stroke whilst making a speech.

Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a very spshul nhigt nd I whis to introduse ou two aur VERY spushil ghues t.

He had a spoke.

by Myskogee January 20, 2024

Spoder

A funny way to say 'spider'.

Look at that little spoder!

by GOOBER LOVER February 3, 2024

spomelette

A name for a tortilla Española or Spanish Omelette, often used in East London.

Hey mesero, can I get the albondigas, a gambas al ajillo and, uhh… a spomelette.

by NigellaLawsonschebs February 3, 2024

Sporeposting

Sporeposting - when someone starts derailing a conversation by posting religious texts and historic translations, all while making progressively more obscene connections and conclusions between said texts.

The derailing often continues until the conversation reaches schizophrenic levels, often causing people to call the sporeposter a “tinfoil hat”, or a schizophrenic lunatic.

“There is a prophecy in the Bible about a third temple being built and dedicated.

It's the biggest conspiracy in the past 1000 years“

-can you please stop sporeposting you schizoid?

by Sporeenjoyer February 11, 2024

Spokeshave

Plane or knife used to round spokes

A random spokeshave was on my door

by Naveen kumar March 17, 2024

Spode

An alternate word for speed that can rhyme with what speed cannot.

"He in the mode, he move with spode."

by Word crafting phenomenon April 10, 2024