Sperm whack

The act of hitting an ejaculating penis upon an object or person. Usually by a man upon a woman.

Walter gave Mary a sperm whack between her cleavage.

by Caesar Anonymous IV November 20, 2010

Mouth sperm

Dried up saliva or lip balm on the inner corners of your lips

Sakhile lick that mouth sperm off your lips

by OnWord March 6, 2023

Sperm Bibs

A womans breasts

I blew a load all over her sperm bibs

by anonymous February 16, 2022

Muscle sperm

Involuntary contractions of a muscle, typically harmless and temporary, but can be painful.

"Ow my muscle! What is this?" "Muscle sperm lolololol"

by Maximum Hamilton June 21, 2023

sperm flip

Gaming term for when you take a shotgun blast to the nuts

In call of duty last night I sperm flipped a guy.

by Mudweller January 29, 2018

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

Sperm Churning

The process of either masturbating or giving a hand job and using already ejaculated sperm as lubricant.

"Where's Sally?"
"She's out back, sperm churning Jack."

by Bananamal September 1, 2013