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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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Big Sober

Big Sober refers to the multinational organization of media conglomerates and national government agencies to defraud and discriminate harmless booze cruisers. It is widely theorized to be propagated by anti-fun billionaires such as George Soros and Bill Gates.
Booze Cruiser 1: “Hey, did you know that 70% of all accidents are caused by sober drivers?”

Booze Cruiser 2: “I’ll bet Big Sober doesn’t want us to know that, good thing we’re wasted!”
by Hugh Jackmen April 14, 2023
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blackout sober

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness
I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing
by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015
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America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis
This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!
by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024
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atlanta sober

"I don't do pills, I'm Atlanta sober"
by atlanta sober March 14, 2023
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sober slave

A sober slave is someone who is a slave to others sobriety
A forced sober companion

Jenna I’m forcing you to be my sober slave”
by Angel6ix99 November 21, 2023
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Goodbye Sober Day

Your lips say one thing

but the drugs say another

how can I massage

this inter-galactic ulcer?
Goodbye sober day
Hello milky way
Pin my ear to the wisdom post

Hang me up and drain me dry

Mend my shipwrecked spirit

Lift the veil from my eyes
Goodbye sober day

The years grew wings and flew away
Ghosts of the past become barbarians

Of the future
And I still pity you

Because what you said was true
Goodbye sober day

Hello milky way
May your sun be blown out like a candle

May your sea burn like tar

May your sky be rolled up like a scroll

May your blue moon drip with blood
What would they say

If you went up in smoke?

If I dug you up

and made soup of your bones?
Goodbye sober day
by Gothic Miscreant October 16, 2023
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