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sober slut

a girl who is a whore when she is completely sober unlike most girls (usually white girls) who need alcohol to give up the drawls
Guy 1: Man I just fucked Vanessa.
Guy 2: Haha how many drinks did she have?
Guy 1: Nah man she didn't have any. She's a sober slut.
by PurdueBound April 25, 2011
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Sober High Thought

A thought you have while sober that is just as dumb or out-there as a thought you'd have while high.
Hey, your name is Chris and your middle name starts with a T, so that makes you CHRIST! Wow, that was such a sober high thought.
by hamstersarelifehamstersarelove November 28, 2018
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Captain Sober

When a single man is sober and takes charge in a group of miscreants that are drunk
Adam - Oh no! The teacher is gunna see us all drunk
Captain Sober - Don't worry I got this guys. Go hide over there.
Teacher - Whats going on here?
Captain Sober - Nothing everything is perfectly fine, I mean, look at me, aren't I perfectly sober? 'Cause I am Captain Sober
by Bigmamas words April 23, 2011
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soberazzi

(noun)

Ignorant yet sober gay men who take numerous photos of sober gay people in attendance of a sober person's AA birthday party, and then post the numerous photos on Facebook. (A sober birthday celebrates one continuous year of being clean & sober.)

From The 12th Traditions of AA:

"11. Our public relations policy is based on attraction rather than promotion; we need always maintain personal anonymity at the level of press, radio, and films. (insert the WWW here.)

12. Anonymity is the spiritual foundation of all our traditions, ever reminding us to place principles before personalities."
"OMG - a work friend of a friend of Ben's on Facebook figured out that he's in AA because that lame soberazzi posted photos of him at Marco's AA birthday party."

etymology - Tom C., January 5, 2009
by G Toma La January 12, 2009
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Sober Bashin Time

The act of beating up and/or manhandling non-intoxicated people. This act is typically preformed by stoners to combat the ever so popular stoner bashin time. There have been many deaths attributed to "Sober Bashin Time" mainly because sober kids can't handle the power of a man hyped up on booze and weed.
ted:you see those kids hanging out by the burger king?
joe:yeah so?
ted:they don't have beer.........or weed.
joe:SOBER BASHIN TIME
by MunicipallyWasted March 18, 2011
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"๐Ÿ˜ญ" in slang is a way to replace "please peg me mommy" or "I want to be pegged by your strap-on" this emoji is commonly used by trans people.
๐Ÿ˜ญ sobbing emoji in slang is used to express the desire to be pegged, usually by a woman. This is expression is used a lot by trans people
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Sobe Bottle

What one uses to make a "bong" type utensil out of it for the use of marijuana.

To get really F***ed UP!
chillin (axin)

A drink of energy sold by a lizard.
. "Dood what is that?"

- "Man, it's a Sobe Bottle..."

. "Sweet.
by the mastor March 16, 2009
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