Sober Guardian

If you know you are going to be totally wasted, A sober guardian is a close friend who plans to stay sober and make sure you don't do anything stupid.

yeah I was so wasted but luckily My sober guardian kept me in check

by Alriiiiight! July 4, 2011

Soberginity

1. The first time someone uses Alcohol or drugs.

Frank: Oh man, I can't wait till I'm 21 so I can drink!

Pat: What! Bro, I have a fake ID, I am totally taking your soberginity tonight!

by iSmokeTooMuch February 28, 2013

sobeled

Getting so drunk and high that you can't miss a shot playing pong.

I scorched 3 bowls and had 12 shots, then killed a game of pong. I was sobeled.

by Bcbudd420 June 4, 2018

Sober

The useless waste between when u wake up and noon

I was sober once. That’s why I don’t wake up till noon.

by Chief chokes on dick October 13, 2018

Sobekk

A beaner
What Trump thinks Mexicans are
All the bad parts of South America personified

Person one: OMG it's Sobekk
Person two: Quick call ICE

by wehgv24g3w June 8, 2020

Sobetard

Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: I hate alcohol

Boozer: Ok Sobetard

Me: What is that

Boozer: Derogatory word for a person who doesn't binge drink alcohol and instead chooses a sober lifestyle. This word was first used by the community of the IG page gang_alcohol_on_ig. This is a community of binge drinkers also referred to as "boozers" who make memes that bash "normies", "sobetards", and the "Oppressive big water deepstate". They often detail themselves are an oppressed minority of boozers and drunk drivers that are constantly being put down by the government and "big water". They run off a conspiracy that the government is a massive anti-boozer deepstate. There main mission is to legalize drunk driving and remove boozer restrictions.

Me: oh sorry

Boozer: now yuo see...

by truthdefintion September 8, 2021

Hoe Sober

when a person is hoe free for a period of time; a person avoids hooking up with people who get around

I'm hoe sober for two months, I only hook up with girls who have class

by Broccoli Rabe Capella Group May 1, 2011