Snorg

(noun.) A purple scaly monster that commonly lives in a womans asshole.

Snorg's are the reason anal sex still carries as a stigma in some cultures.

Randal: "Have you fucked you're girlfriend in the ass yet or what"?

Elias: "I can't risk it! My girlfriend told me if I stuck my thingy inside the Snorg would bite it off"!

by zarreff August 17, 2011

snorkel

to go down on your sexual partner

I snorkeled for the first time ever last week. Loved it, except for the mouthful of sea water I got.

by Rolie February 10, 2004

Snodge

A spatula weilding monster that has been known to fight for both good and evil. Known to use pastries as projectile weapons. Has special powers.

Henceforth, the Snodge of Darkness strode from its lair and murdered the good prince with a spatula.

by Cap'n Mac July 3, 2010

Snorgtees Hater

Idiotic People; Who post snorgtee definitions about specific models, hating on them for doing something you can only dream about. And of coarse it would be the brunette with the bigger chest singled out. Riiight "single out the sexiest snorg girl". I mean come on now!! Get a life and stop using the hate you have for yourself against someone else.

Lame: "Look at the snorg add, what a stupid shirt! And that girl is not cute with her fake smile.

Awesome: "Wow really? Damn your a snorgtees hater. Your just mad because your not on a ad on almost all popular pages on the internet. Sucks to be you.

by RawP July 23, 2010

snorkel gear

When ya got that hoo hang jimmy wang in someone's mouth, and a testicle over each eye. Resembles snorkeling gear in a crude way. . . A ho staple. Usually,If a bitch ASKS for the snorkel gear, you're gonna want to make sure the bitch aint got herpes.Or something. . . Also, fun to slip a roofie in a girl's (or guys) drink, give the bitch the gear, take pictures of it and post it all over the internet.

Yea bruesss i was mad doggin this ho wit ma fuck stick saturday night, slipped her a roofie, gave her the snorkel gear! check it out up on myspace!!

by Tampa M October 19, 2006

Snorkel Park Beach

THE most fun on the beach in Bermuda.

Island's premier Watersports, Restaurant Grille & Beach Bar, with Live Entertainment and an open air Top 40 NightClub in the Royal Naval Dockyard enjoyed by visitors and locals, families and party people.

Good Food, Good Drinks, the BEST Memories!

Dude: "I'm in Bermuda....what's good?"

Bermudian: "Snorkel Park Beach bie. Go up de roawd an rund de corner to Dockyard. Gurranteed wicked times Don."

by Bermuda Bie March 29, 2010

snoregasm

When you're a weird ass fucker and someone snoring gives you an orgasm

Person1: Dude you hear that?
Person2:*orgasm* hell yeah I do
Person1:You sick shit, every time!!!
Person3: every time he hears your dad sleeping he has a snoregasm

by miniman247 February 18, 2014