by Koibe April 19, 2019
Get the Sneeze fartmug. "Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021
Get the sneeze the weaselmug. A comment that is a waste of air and annoying to others. Something you say that is unnecessary and annoys people. A sly comment, a stupid comment, or a waste of your intellectual judgment. It is literally a waste of air to make yourself feel good but is inconvenient and annoying to others. Expressing an opinion that is not fruitful and was not asked for.
Person A: "That's so dumb. I would never do that."
Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."
Person B: "Bless you."
Person A: "I didn't sneeze."
Person B: "Yes, you did."
by SNEEZER123 February 8, 2022
Get the Sneezemug. The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
by Dingleberry12345 December 23, 2008
Get the snort or sneezemug. Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you
by Expeditionary April 1, 2021
Get the Pussy sneezemug. When you sneeze and cough at the same time causing you to shart. Or so you think. You check your drawls and discover there’s no poop. You just “Phantom Sharted”
Ummm… I think I I just SNEEZE-COUGH PHANTOM SHARTED! Thank god. I thought I actually sharted but nah.
by Phantom Shart April 8, 2023
Get the Sneeze-Cough Phantom Shartmug. by Team Saveea August 14, 2017
Get the sneezed the life out of memug.