Dead Sled

(n.) A car, usually a muscle or vintage car, that has been stanced, or lowered, to the extent that the chassis is too close to the ground to see under it. These vehicles are known as dead sleds due to their tendency to break apart and die on any but the flattest, smoothest roads.

Marty thought his dead sled was pretty cool until he bottomed it out going over a speed bump.

by Heavy Pootis Guy March 9, 2014

truth sleuthing

Verb--checking a variety of reliable sources before drawing a conclusion about a topic, especially when faced with corporate or political propaganda

Jon Stewart is truth sleuthing when he examines conservative and liberal media coverage of a particular event, although his own coverage tends to lean to the left.

by Professor Independence July 27, 2014

Fatty Sled

A fatty sled is the cart fatties ride in stores like Walmart because they are 600lbs and too lazy to walk.

Look at that heffer riding the fatty sled! It's barely movin'!

by Jackieboy17 September 2, 2016

lebanese sledgehammer

When a Lebanese girl puts her fist in your ass.

I screamed in pain when she gave me my first Lebanese sledgehammer.

by Ckr806 September 24, 2017

The Slendytubby

Tinky Winky, with a gemmy ghastly face, who chases The Player's Character, If They Are Near him. He Killed Dipsy, Laa-Laa, And Po.

"OH CRAP! The Slendytubby IS COMING AFTER ME!!!"

by Nicky Roth Hello Neighbor January 14, 2019

clam sledding

slippery slopes? more like slippery snatch ;) this term is a synonym for SCISSORING

hey phoebe! you tryna go clam sledding tonight?

can we go clam sledding in your car tonight?

by tittyporter June 27, 2019

tokyo sledgehammer

The process of doing a line of cocaine in each nostril simultaneously

Bro did you see Tyler? That was a crazy Tokyo sledgehammer!!!

by Zardog April 2, 2019