Sleepy Lumberjack

When you wake up with a truly impressive erection, but you're far too tired to tackle that morning wood.

Man, I haven't seen wood like that since after prom, but this sleepy lumberjack kept to his coffee.

by MrTastie November 16, 2016

sleepy trombone

When you lightly blow air on someone’s sphincter when they’re asleep without making direct contact with your lips so they stay asleep.

As his partner blew gently, the sleepy trombone created a slight breeze on his butthole that sent him into an airy dreamland.

by goon451 November 18, 2020

sleepy dick

when a guys penis makes the woman tired or drowsy during sexual intercourse

woman: yea i fucked him and i fell asleep idk know what happened

other woman: yea girl i heard about that he must have sleepy dick

by hanataniabbah May 3, 2023

Sleepy Pancake

All you want to do is sleep, but you can't, you're so tired that you feel flat, limp, and motionless like a pancake.

This insomnia is killing me, I'm such a sleepy pancake.

by CRcg April 28, 2009

Sleepy Juice

Sleepy Juice is the substance doctors put in your toe when you have an ingrown nail

Person 1. "They put sleepy juice in my toe"
Person 2. "Yeet."

by Frogboss McDefiner June 14, 2018

sleepy fish

The best Lofi artist on the planet!
Everyone likes his music because it's perfect.

person1: Have you heard the new album by Sleepy fish?
person2: Yes, I LOVE IT!

by SveryHnoD March 4, 2022

sleepy time jelly

When you jerk off onto your pillow and got to sleep without wiping it up

Dude, I was watching porn and fell asleep. I woke up 10 minutes later and realized I was rolling in my sleepy time jelly

by GoEatShortsOffBartsbutt August 10, 2017