stoot slap

the country version of a bitch slap.

i'm gonna stoot slap this sum bitch.

by joencandy October 7, 2007

otter slap

A term first coined within a Tim Horton's kitchen in a small Canadian town of Sudbury Ontario, the otter slap is when someone, normally a baker, first dunks his hand into a bin of glaze and then slaps a person in the face for doing something stupid.

Person: My brakes are squeaking, I need to oil them.
Baker: That's dumb. *Otter Slap*

by The Baker 123 October 11, 2011

R40 Slant

This is the best post-war subway car ever built in the motherfucking world.

Massive ass front window, cold A/C, fast doors, and as fast as hell.

The ENTIRE MTA management deserves to be hung from their ballsacks for retiring this brilliant piece of railcar engineering and replacing it with a shitty dried out armadillo crap called the R160.

R40 Slant can be used to describe anything awesome beyond any other possible description.

Example 1:

Person 1: "Yo man i had sex with 12 girls last night one after another!"
Person 2: "Damn son I'm jealous that was mad R40 Slant"

Example 2:

Person 1: "Dude I just won 149 Million dollars in the lottery, bought an Audi R8, and the economic crisis ended instantly!"
Person 2: "R40 Slant."

by Somebody You Should Listen To October 24, 2012

Steak slap

When someone disses your mom at dinner and the only course of action is to pick up your steak and slap them across their face, thus squirting steak juices all over.

At a company picnic someone calls your momma fat. you steak slap their faces with the steak fresh off the grill, then yell "your face gets steak slapped"

by Willa the thrilla February 16, 2009

Virginia Slap

The acting slapping someone square on the vagina with the backside of your hand. The slapper's hand must be held vertically and loosely.

To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:

1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.

2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.

3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).

4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.

Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.

Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.

Bethany was bored by her inexperienced new boyfriend. Thinking back on her old relationship with Dave, she craved the aggressiveness his sweaty, late-night Virginia Slaps.

by Lefty Stroker January 1, 2011

slap ball

A game whose object is for one male to slap another male in the balls for the sole purpose of everyone else's amusement. The game is generally played on a specific day of the week, namely Sunday. There are also certain variants of the game, such as including women and adding beaver chops to the game. Also, no slap backs, so you can't right away hit the balls of the person that just hit you.

After putting up with that stupid asshole all week, I couldn't wait to chop Elliott in the nuts on slap ball Sunday.

by Josh the expo July 11, 2006

Penguin slap

A viscous cold blooded slap to the face, associated with the great flipper strength of the emperor penguin

she penguin slapped him when she found out he was cheating on her

by TJ, AKA Penguin October 16, 2005