Shut the fuck up dumbass

What I say to an asshole who thinks he’s smart
Johnny: bro u know how I ca...
Me: Shut the fuck up dumbass
by U have a small glizzy lol March 08, 2021
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shut the hell up cards

a deck of cards used for the sole purpose of telling someone to shut the hell up.the person given the shut the hell up cards must obey.
person one: so my mom was bitching at me last night about not cleaning my room

person two: well why didnt you give her one of your shut the hell up cards?

person one: i already used them all up on my girlfriend
by bakumatsu99 February 07, 2009
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shut the fuck up face

when your head tilts and one side of your mouth goes up and you look @ someone thinking "shut the fuck up"
boy1"dude she cheated on you"
girl1*gives shut the fuck up face*
boy2(bf of girl1) "WHAT THE FUCK JENNY!"
by hahaiknow101 June 24, 2009
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Shut the hell up Karen

When your office mate has a reactive condition to everything and makes you wear old, dirty shirts so her symptoms aren't exaggerated by your toxic laundry cleaners, which she attempts to replace with non-toxic, cruelty free drier sheets made with mushroom-based, woven fibers and chamomile tea. Her escalations includes: spitting up in her mouth, dizziness, itchiness, bitchiness, accusatory statements of microwave abuse, fiber discrimination, strawberry bashing and long conversations with air filter suppliers in the Philippines. Only to be followed by vaccination indictments and promises that you will die of cancer.
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Shut your hole up

The polite way of saying Shut the f*ck up.
Johnny: Hey, Marie! Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
Marie: Shut your hole up John!
by Dfrenchpirate December 04, 2015
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Seriously Shut the Fuck up

U just want someone to shut the fuck up ... they so annoyin.. leave me alone... get a life.. get the fuck out of my way
by James Evans March 29, 2004
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shut the fuck up jewelry

A nice ring, bracelet, earrings, or necklace given to a serious girlfriend at Christmas time that allows a man to avoid the subject of engagement. This gift silences the woman when the topic of marriage is brought up by friends and family. Not a permanent solution, however, there may be an increase in sexual activity, especially oral.
"Hey Charlie, you spend a pretty penny on that diamond necklace for Alisa?"
"Hell ya!" "She finally stopped talking about her best friend getting married and she is down for anything in bed. That shut the fuck up jewelry is worth it."
by ladyhawke71 December 20, 2008
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