shilching

Putting a funnel down somebodies urethra (that somebody doesn't have to be alive) then shitting into the funnel. After the shit is in the urinary tract, you then force it down through to the ballsack, you will know once the sack starts inflating. After the sack has inflates, you then bite the ballsack off, getting a great mixture of shit, skin, pubic hair, blood and testicle all in your mouth at the same time. Yummy :)

Jeromey: FUCK i have my assignment due tomorrow and i haven't even started yet
George Floyd: Relax man just enjoy the shilching while it lasts

by zyn4skin June 14, 2025

Dirty Shilah

when a boy doesn’t shave his pubes and they get stuck in the vagina and he uses his mouth to get them back.

Girl 1: So how was sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know about it! I thought It felt like sandpaper!

by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020

Dirty Shilah

When a Boy doesn’t shave his pubes before sex and they get stuck in the vagina and he gets them out with his mouth

Girl 1: so how was the sex with him?
Girl 2: He gave me a dirty Shilah and I didn’t even know! I thought it felt like sandpaper!

by DirtyBritain April 20, 2020

Gary shildhauer

Evonne Johnston's Soul M8, Best Friend, Dafty , Hunky Chunky monkey, Blue Eyed Softy, Con Man, Meanie, My Everything, My World AAF XXX

Gary shildhauer is Evonnes 1 n only "Ald Man" XXX

by anonymous October 7, 2024

gefunken schpilken

a girl that must kiss you

I saw my gefunken schpilken today.

by RJ98 January 4, 2024

The Colac Sheila

When you hire a prostiute from the suburb of Colac in Melbourne, Australia and after some sexual acts, to top it off the women shall step directly on to the males testical, bursting the testicle resulting in excruciating pain.

"Shit man, my bloody testicles are still hurting from that god damn the Colac Sheila last night. God she got me horny though".

by Jeremy L______ong April 23, 2017