The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.
Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!
Delilah- Hot.
Delilah- Hot.
by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010
A person employed by a foreign government or organization who is sent to secretly obtain and steal information while remaining undetected.
The police officer was discovered to be a secret agent who had remained undetected for months and was going to try to infiltrate the FBI.
by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 17, 2018
A dark horse in the game of life. Someone intelligent and crafty who remains quiet and reserved through the early part of their life but becomes majorly successful beyond that. Are usually capable of really sadistic hatred at times, but on the flipside, care passionately about true love, futurism and the arts. Most listen to new wave and electronic music and enjoy watching the lives of simpletons as they sit quietly, knowing that they're better. Many don't touch any sort of substance, including alcohol, enjoy chic decor and are up to date with technology.
Guy 1: That dude over there, the one listening to Fiction Factory and actually writing his essay. He's probably a secret elitist or something.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.
by Manchild543 August 08, 2011
When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.
when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.
by Will Connell January 07, 2006
by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 24, 2009
An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.
The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.
by Cornwallis Jones January 11, 2009
Secret Circle- A time of secret sharing between friends, usually when they are drunk. The secrets are not suppose to get out of the circle but they usually do. Sometimes used so that someone finds out something you wanna say but you are too scared to say it to there face but this is rare.
Hey guys secret circle, I don't like Mary can we make her leave?
Hey guys secret circle, I really like John but don't tell him!
Hey guys secret circle, I really like John but don't tell him!
by Faithf September 10, 2014