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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009
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Reddit second

The amount of time it takes for a Reddit comment to be downvoted after posting it.
Wow, I just agreed with OP and my comment got downvoted in a Reddit second.
by Mike_Litoris October 23, 2022
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27 seconds

The amount of time it takes a nerd to become useless at a nerdbang. Once this happens the nerd sluts move on to the next nerd, hoping that one of them can can quench their thirst for a satisfying nerdgasm.
Did you have fun at the nerdbang?

Fuck no, every single nerd lasted 27 seconds and I got no pleasure. Thankfully i had a #5 foamer or the whole night would have been wasted.
by Annoying Little Dad February 2, 2023
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Sizzling Second

Yo doggy, I'll smell ya in a sizzling sec.

I'll catch you in a sizzling second son.
by SkidMark Steve August 4, 2013
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Second ass

"Shes got a nice second ass on her head"
by mikkelHelmström February 10, 2017
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second nut

peeing is the second nut because of how good it feels
by nutboy21 November 18, 2020
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Second baseman

A second baseman is a person is either baseball or softball that plays second base. They typically do not get much hit to them but when they do they are on their toes. Their specialties include covering first and second as well as covering the base in a run down which they always enjoy. Typically the most enthusiastic on the team and hyper about getting to play their position. Second basemen always rock a face mask when chosen. Most second basemens take possession over the base second and are very protective over their spot.
Person 1: “dude did you see how hyper she was covering second for that run down!!”

Person 2: “yep! She must be the second baseman.”
by allielovesunicorns January 4, 2019
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