Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

scrub dog

Ugly girl from the bush

Hey scrub dog

by Samrac April 30, 2019

Scrub Turn

When someone who was previously going places drops their ambitions, often in favor of fitting in with a lower-achieving social circle.

Synonyms: To fall off, to lose one's edge

Etymology: From the pro wrestling term "heel turn" except instead of becoming a heel (villain), the person in question becomes a scrub (underachiever)

Diego got into a great university, but he took a scrub turn and centered his life mainly around drinking and playing video games with his buddies. Now a year after graduating college, he seems less talented than he was back in high school.

There's a lot of pressure to turn scrub, but you only get one life to make your dreams come true.

by GenTelGuy July 13, 2023

scrub scabies

You've heard of badge bunnies... But what are people who chase nurses, cna's, etc? You got it. Scrub scabies. Because we wear scrubs and they're hard to get rid of, like scabies.

My coworker: "People I match with on dating apps always comment on how hot it is that I'm a nurse."
Me: "What's up with all the scrub scabies?"

by Your_favorite_steph June 26, 2021

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 21, 2010

Scrub Mommy

When Scrub Daddy got a little too kinky and went a little too hard with the spanking and choking.

"harder scrub daddy," moaned Scrub Mommy

"more more more," screamed scrub mommy

"Let's make a Scrub Baby," whispered Scrub Mommy sedicktively

by Scrub Mommy Scrub Daddy October 24, 2019

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco October 15, 2015