Scooter

Devrived from "boot scooter."

A 'Scooter' is somebody who wears thick tan jackets, cowboy hats, cowboy boots, ...... yet does not work on a farm or ranch. They often sport a male camel toe and chew copenhaagen.

A common stereotype in small town high schools.

Person 1: Did you see those Scooters at taco night? They were drinking a coors on their tail gate and blairing Sweet Home Alabama

Person 2: Yup, they are Scooters alright

by Lease42 October 25, 2010

Scooter

a form of two wheeled transport that sounds like a hair dryer, and gets about the same top speed, some have nice body kits though

by peet October 19, 2003

bad motor scooter

Basically a bad motor scooter is a black, hard talking, hard hitting, hardcore guy who looks like he's hardcore-gaycore-noobsauce-elite at first then he turns out to just flat out rock your world and devastate your hopes and dreams of ever reaching a level of coolness as high as his.

The bad motor scooter tends to be quiet until you say something to him, then he comes back at you with some intense Mark Twain Shit that alters your entire perspective on the universal paradox of mankinds purpose in life.

He ends your eternal soul.

Serious man, the bad motor scooter is one bad motor scooter.

Kyle Nugent one-hits Nefarion, he's one one bad motor scooter.

by Denver Max May 30, 2006

The Honey Nut Scooter

There are 4 basic steps in The Honey Nut Scooter. First, a male dips his testicles into a jar of honey. Next, the male places his honey dipped testicles in his mates eye sockets. Third, while testicles are in eyes sockets, the male places his rectum over his mates mouth and then proceeds to shart. Lastly, immediately following the shart, the male must sprint (scoot) out of the current vicinity.

"Me and My girl tried The Honey Nut Scooter last night, and she loved it!"

"I totally Honey Nut Scootered the crap out of that chick last night."

by John P. Smith April 24, 2008

raunchy scooter

A vechicle that has been used to have dirty sex in.

Tim drives a raunchy scooter.

by Juan Gillema January 6, 2008

scooter riderz

Some stupid cunt invented the scooter. He was a shit cunt that couldnt ride a skateboard so he connected a handle to it and took of 2 wheels and started riding it. Hahahahahaha pov cunt.

Tommo:look at goven on that skateboard with wheels.
Ben: Fulll shit cunt
Ribbs: yeah he is a scooter rider.
Tommo:yeah nathan

by Darren Thomson April 29, 2005

scooter

a "scratchy" or unpleasant cooter(vagina)

Josh told me that Jennie has a scooter.

by brain_11 April 28, 2004