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Schrödinger's Douchebag

While it formally has to involve an offensive topic, it is expanded upon people who try way too hard to make something land, but based upon the reaction of the audience, they'll say it's a joke as their form of copium to make up for their lack of spanking they received in their childhood.
Person 1: iT's A jOk lOlOlOl
Person 2: bruh, sniff more copium n quit bein a Schrödinger's Douchebag
Person 1: fuk u, sussy baka
Person 2: ngl, thats kinda cringe
by bumerhoomorr34 June 19, 2021
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schrodinger’s dumbass

One who makes dumbass statements, particularly about fictional characters, and will decide to judge others either depending on their age or appearance.
*With one group* "You can't make porn of Kanna! I don't care if she's 4000 years old! She looks too much like a child!"
*With another group* "You can't make porn of Raphtalia! I don't care if she looks like an adult! She's still 10!"
"Stop being a schrodinger’s dumbass"
by Johngamer221 July 17, 2020
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

A buzzword thrown around in leftist spheres online built off a dumb conspiracy theory that the only reason anyone could like edgy humor is that they're secretly an evil nazi that drowns bags of puppies in a well while tweedling his comically large moustache. Citing that they only say it's a joke, when they receive backlash for it. When in reality, the vast majority of people who enjoy this brand of humor live with a mutual understanding that these are just jokes for shock value. And they aren't going to need this fact explained to them, let alone act in bad faith and make trying to explain it to them like talking to a brick wall.
"I just called you a Schrödinger's Douchebag. Checkmate, bigot."
by CuteBoy56 January 3, 2021
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Schrodinger's rapist

A senior politician who raped a child before entering parliament.
Now that his victim has commited suicide, the claim can not be proved in court.
Not can his non guilt be proved either
I can't believe scomo is just hoping this will all go away.
Who knew big Mac was a Schrodinger's rapist.
by 29gts11 February 27, 2021
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Schrodinger's insurrectionist

Someone who decides how much he/she wants to use violence and tear apart government and society solely based on the consequences that come to them personally when others react to their actions, particularly in relation to the insurrectionists who stormed the US Capitol building on January 6, 2021, openly bragged about their participation and pride in their actions in online forums and social media, and then declared that they "regret" their actions after being arrested. It could apply to anyone who wants to cause chaos and tear apart or upend society for any reason but declares a sudden complete reversal upon realizing that others are not in favor of it and that there will be personal consequences for them. The implication is that the consequences and disapproval of others are the main/only reason for their stated regret or the reversal of their position. Related words: Schrodinger's asshole, Schrodinger's idiot
Newscaster: The man, one of many who stormed the Capitol building during the riots on January 6th, has been fired from his job and, if convicted, faces at least ten years in prison. His wife has declined to comment and has stated that she is filing for divorce. The man will be pleading "not guilty" and says that he "regrets" his actions that day. He insists that he did not actually enter the building itself, although he did post a video on Facebook last week of himself standing under the rotunda, screaming, "I have no regrets!" (shows video)
Viewer: Wow. Talk about Schrodinger's insurrectionist!
by dictionaryenchantress February 9, 2021
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schrodinger dumbass

A Twitter user incapable of understanding what being satire is, and when they get called out they say some stupid shit like “well, it was hard to tell if they were joking or not, and that’s what’s scary about today’s society...”
a: hey guys! i just burned down a nursery home!
b: hey, that’s not nice...
a: i was joking lol
b: OMG!!!! schrodinger douchebag!!!!!
a: shut the fuck up you schrodinger dumbass cunt
by version2nd August 24, 2022
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Someone sees Schrodinger's Douchebag on some tt slideshow, insta meme page, or anything else and assumes it's fake and posts it again. Or they just love reposting the same thing.
Post it three times, shame on no one. Post it five times, shame on you, ya Schrodinger's douchebag douche
by subway572572 October 28, 2023
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