schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

Schlonged

Another word having been bested in any competition, especially in political election.

"Hillary got schlonged by Obama in the 2008 DNC primaries."

by DarthChuck April 3, 2016

schlong

1) slang for baked potato

2) name for an ancient civilization

1) Give me a couple more schlongs

2) The aztecs were a very big schlong

by tom tom, do we bear left hear? October 29, 2007

schlonged

A term popularly used by presidential candidates who stand no chance of actually winning the election.

Donald Trump will be schlonged by Hillary Clinton in the general election

by Redleo500 April 2, 2016

Schmangle

A brawl or fight in which someone is strangled or attempted to be strangled.

Dude... I got into a schmangle the other day and my throat hurts so bad.

by the Schmangler June 23, 2010

schmang

A large innatemate object, resembling somewhat a rotting featus

Holy crap look at that schmang

by GrandeTete August 25, 2003

Schlong

A male genital equipment which i soversized and "long". A very small penis would be known as a "schmall" or even "schedium" for an average sized one. Started in The Early 2005 By a Young Nerd To Bully Another Rival Nerd. However It Grew on the bullied nerd and now likes to have a schlong so changed to a schmall makes them mad. usually brings on bouts of anger and violence with dramatic consequences.

Nerd 1: Jonny's schlong is big and long, ooh he's going to rape you with it.
Jonny: It's not rape it's surprise sex ok!!!!

by Jed M and Chris C September 16, 2008