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Scandinavian Breakfast

It's when you make a bacon, ham, and cheese sandwich on french bread, shove it in a girl's pussy, fuck her until you cum inside her, remove and plate the sandwich and proceed to watch her enjoy her "Scandinavian breakfast."
Bill: "Did you take Lisa home last night?"
Joe: "Totally dude! She finished a whole Scandinavian Breakfast!"
by UrbanCowboy2920 August 25, 2011
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Andrew Cuomo scandal

It seems more like an attempt to blackmail a government official already in power by another party that wants to gain power by ousting someone in an indirect way.
The accusers in the Andrew Cuomo Scandal are about as direct in their their intentions as a flight from New York to Istanbul that stops in South Africa and India first.
by Solid Mantis March 1, 2021
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blue scanky scandinavan monkey

a monkey that is scanky and is blue and is from scaninavian and lives on colfax.
Look at that blue scanky scandinavan mokey. Its sexy.
by Tina September 1, 2003
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sandish

so out of it, so blazed, so drunk, so spent from sex, so whatever, that you half-lay on a couch or chair and just sit there. Hardly any movement, not speaking, normally somehow keeping eyes open. Person being called such usually accompanied by his or her pajamas. Drool optional. Occurs on any given evening around College Park, Maryland or Jamaica. Origin of neologism: redneck territory, in Fredick, Maryland's backyard, Hagerstown. Hells yeah!

can be used as noun, adjective
"Clearly that man is sandish as shit. He broke down."

"Oh, look, there it is..." reporter turns to camera, holding safari hat close upon head, sporting a yellow buttoned up shirt and creepily pinned back handlebar mustache, "I see her. As we come closer upon the sandish form of the ganjafumarkid of the wild, we see her try to wave us away with one finger. Oh, boy, Thomas. It looks like she doesn't want to be disturbed." Thom the Cameraman pans to the magnificent horizon to the east of the background tress, headlining is the sandish sun as it sits upon the line of terra. There is a crinkling of paper sound nearby.
by Andrew Lawrence Cowman May 23, 2007
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Scandinavian Glass Chopper

When one person is performing cunnilingus while placing one foot behind the recipients head, and the other foot against there foot. At the same time the recipient of cunnilingus is giving there partner a hand job, and holding tightly to the foot against her foot. And lastly, the one performing cunnilingus places his/her hand inside the mouth of the recipient.
"OMG! I met this guy last night, and y'know, I'm such a whore and all, I took him home and fucked him, and I had no idea he was a acrobat! He just about broke my back doing this complex position known as the Scandinavian Glass Chopper! It was so good, I think I will be sexually satisfied for the rest of my life."
by jebudiah springsteen July 5, 2008
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Scandic

Being muscley!!
Gaz 'You Have a great Scandic Look'
Penny 'You look Scandic'
Gaz 'no I don't'
Penny 'Oh I thought Scandic meant muscley'
by GDoggIII January 25, 2011
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The Pecan Sandies

1. The pioneering group of gamers for the video game Rock Band.

2. A group that does phenomenally well at drinking, bowling or both simultaneously.
Bro 1: "Did you catch The Pecan Sandies rockin' show last night?"

Bro 2: "Nah man, but I did see them wreck house at Mira Mesa Bowl..."
by Chris and BGA December 18, 2008
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