DOG scan

Opposite of a CAT scan which checks out your "internal workins" for injuries/defects, this electromagnetic-field survey checks for anomalies OUTSIDE of the body, such as the presence of demons or other unwanted less-than-genial spiritual "hitchhikers". Not endorsed by the AMA or any other "official" medical organization --- but then what do those highfalutin narrow-minded "blindly-going-by-the-book" lame-brains know, anyway??? --- but is touted as surprisingly effective by many people, especially ones who are into wiccan/meditative healing.

I felt really wound up from having nightmares and other moderate mental disturbances, so I made an appointment for a DOG scan. Da quiet-mannered hippie-fella who administered the test was really kind and sympathetic during the procedure, and then afterwards he performed a free banishing-seance on me; I do indeed feel noticeably calmer and sleep more peacefully since then. Da long-haired dude also loaned me a couple books on alternative healing and thinking, which I am currently perusing in my spare time.

by QuacksO August 3, 2018

street scandals

Preplanned actions with bad intentions involving people from thr streets

I cant get enough of this street scandals

by rafael e Reyes November 18, 2018

street scandals

Preplanned actions or a set plot with bad intentions from people from the streets

I cant get enough of this street scandals

by rafael e Reyes November 18, 2018

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019

a scandal minute

A time between two people whenthe forget the world and its just them. From the TV show Scandal.

All I want is one minute, a scandal minute

by Oliviajane August 25, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should make a year news paper to document all this

by ur fellow linger October 3, 2019

lingers scandal

so we go to a school called lingfield college and we’re in year 11 and the tea is that we’ve only been back at school for 4 weeks and there’s already MULTIPLE scandals going around. i bet coops is regretting being our head of year now;) we’re a fucked up year;) i shall not be the one to name such scandals but just know that they’re omega scandalous but iykyk

my friend : *comes in on monday* omg have you heard about the latest lingers scandal ? we should have a year newspaper to document it all !

by chris hare mind boggler October 3, 2019