san ramon

the most boring city in california ever.

also known for cops with nothing better to do than harass kids teenagers for having too much fun.

fun is illegal in san ramon.
where to go in san ramon if you have nothing to do:
skatepark
your/friends house

thats bout it.
by yessss November 22, 2005
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San Jose

A place that few people know the way to. Possibly in Northern California
Do you know the way to San Jose?
by theparkmanghost September 25, 2005
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San Diego

1. Los Angeles's runt little sister
2. Nice weather, nice beaches
3. More rich people than you'll see anywhere else in the western United States
4. You better have a car, because it's impossible to get around without one. Buses are 5 dollars for one ride and they barely go anywhere.
I like San Diego, but I'm nowhere near rich enough to live there.
by whocares123678998765 May 02, 2009
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san francisco

Placed atop a psychic apex of pure magic; San Francisco is a mecca that draws some of the most interesting and progressive individuals from across the country and world, including a wealth of artists, poets, writers, musicians, and philosophers. Weather is often windy and cold due to the micro-climate created by the surrounding Bay. Streets in most areas are saturated with the smell of urine, due to the high volume of homeless residents and drunken tourists, although this flaw is no match for San Francisco's infinite charm. A city where homosexuality is more acceptable and prevalent than in most cities, however, San Francisco is not entirely gay as it is portrayed by the Right-Wing Media. Scorned by extreme Rightists for its liberal and progressive nature, San Francisco is loved by nearly everyone who has had the opportunity to be there.

San Francisco, a place of magic.
Oh, and I almost forgot to mention the most important thing about San Francisco... It's a place where cannabis (marijuana) is virtually legal; it is the lowest arrest priority in the city. As in, they will bust you for J-walking before they bust you for J-smoking.
by phubans June 12, 2007
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San Gabriel

Also known as SG for short. Not to be confused with San Gabriel Valley, this definition refers to simply San Gabriel the city. Not Alhambra, not Rosemead, nor any other city in the Valley.

San Gabriel is a city in Los Angeles County, California, United States.

It was originally a sleepy church town, built in 1771.

In 1852, San Gabriel became a township of Los Angeles.

It was a small town filled with Whites and Hispanics.

But in the 1980s, Asians flooded in and built all these Asian businesses. When we say 'Asians', we really mean Vietnamese and Chinese, because that's all SG has, though there are also a few Filipinos.

Everyone goes to malls on weekends, wears Hollister, and dresses up trying to be cool. There are plenty of ricers, tabs, gangstas, TMBs (like the other definition says), and a few scene kids.

There is nothing to do in this city except drink boba (supposedly boba originated in San Gabriel, but there is no evidence to back this up) and shop. Even that gets boring after awhile.
San Gabriel is the new Chinatown.
San Gabriel is filled with Hispanics and Asians.
by everywhere September 09, 2006
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Horror Sans

A sans from the AU Horrortale. This character is gay and likes to make innapropriate jokes In my Reality
"Hey guys! Look! Its Horror Sans from the AU Horrortale!"
by asfdsafdsafdsafd February 11, 2021
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Underswap Sans

Underswap sans also known as blueberry or blue is an AU of sans from undertale. Blueberry can be seen as a sweet adorable person you just want to hug.
Underswap sans gave Kyle a gift, they're so nice.
Blueberry is just so adorable and friendly.
Don't you just want to give blue a hug?
by Alice Butter March 13, 2021
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