When Royal Mail just can't get it right and struggle to deliver your parcels on time. Sometimes they will deliver your items early such as the very next day after you post it whilst at other times they can take twice as long as the estimated delivery time and you get worried about where the parcel is. They are kind of like a rollercoaster between good and bad in a way.
Person 1: When will my parcel arrive.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
Person 2: Whenever Royal Mail delivers it.
Person 1: I've waited a week.
Person 2: I know Royal Fail can be like that sometimes.
by MrFunny83 April 12, 2022
Get the Royal Failmug. A 9-month long sexual "game" where multiple men either take turns cumming deep inside unprotected pussy, or collectively filling a bowl to be funneled into said unprotected pussy.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
The biological father after the 9-month long "game" is declared the winner.
My oshi convinced me that a child of a cum royale would truly be lucky.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
I hope she's right when she comes back from her trip.
by DerSkrunk March 21, 2023
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Get the royal punchmug.