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Sorta-Rican 

When a non-Mexican / white person discovers he/she's a mexican. He/She doesn't know if he should live the lifestyle of his own culture or the culture of a Mexican. After a ton of decision making he/she decides to combine both cultures and become a Sorta-Rican.
Spouse A: Wow! I just discovered I'm Mexican! What should I do with my life?
Spouse B: You should combine cultures and become a Sorta-Rican!
Sorta-Rican by Farrai October 30, 2012

Costa Rican Blue Baller 

A lady-friend you doesn't give you the vacation you paid for.

Also, a drink. Mojito w/ 5-hour Energy.
That wanky bitch wasn't playing shit. She's a real Costa Rican Blue Baller.

Ooh, I'll have a Costa Rican Blue Baller with extra mint.

franco rican 

Someone whose descent/nationality is half French and half Puerto Rican.
Her mother's French and her father's Puerto Rican so she considers herself franco rican.
franco rican by DawnR. September 7, 2006

Puerto Rican License Plate 

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"

Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner

In 1804, Several peasants in Germany were revolting against their dictator because he was being a big turkey. They decided that the Americans in America were not helping them enough with there potatos, so they overthrew their king dictator guy, and they went to America with their potatos and hit some Americans. The Americans, out of anger, threw apples at the Germans, who, ironically, were powered up by apples by 7 points! The Americans lost against the Germans, but luckily, since the Germans weren't American, they lost by default. The Americans then took all their apples and renamed them Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaners.
Hey! You there! Yea you ya turkey! Give her the'old Puerto Rican Sewage Cleaner!

puerto rican kumquat 

when a white guy shits on a puerto rican while having sex with a woman
"Man, last night was so sweet. I did the best puerto rican kumquat ever."