retarded toes

When your big toe is shorter than the toe next to it.

“Sydney has retarded toes. Look! Her big toe isn’t the biggest toe.”

retarded toes by AdamCheats February 7, 2019

Retarded Wasteman 

A person who believes they are above anyone else for listening to only grime music and has no other taste in music. They also try to act as hard as possible and similar too a true roadmen. Usually have extreme OCD and never reached puberty so they struggle to find friends and love so they use anime pillows and hentai too fill the void.

*kid blasts aitch calling all US rap gay*
Guy 1: “that kid is a retarded wasteman
Guy 2: “oath aye”
*kid gets bullied for being a retarded wasteman

Retarded Wasteman by #savehongkong2020 April 20, 2020

Retarded fart 

Watery shartey type fart and its warm , rare disease by NBA Youngboy that makes fart warm and watery

Dang shawty u got retarded farts too?

Retarded fart by G real boy doe November 4, 2021

Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.

"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."

Retarded Justin by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021

retarded ass hoe 

you

you are a retarded ass hoe

retarded ass hoe by Realtmontana May 29, 2022

Retarded Shane

When you are so off your head you hit a gutter with your SS commodore ute and wreck your rim's then try to blame it on a dog that ran across the road.

Hey mate what happened to the rim's on the ute? Oh bro you wouldn't believe it I pulled a retarded Shane!

Retarded Shane by Trickytrucky July 22, 2022

Retarded squirrel

It’s a retarded squirrel be careful may have rabies.

This squirrel is so retarded it is a retarded squirrel

Retarded squirrel by The retarded guy episode 4 April 14, 2023