Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!
The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .
The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .
by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009
Get the retard mug. Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.
Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?
by Blubid April 20, 2008
Get the Retardmug. Anybody that searched for the word "Retard" on urban dictionary
1-Yo i saw a retard!
2-Really?
3-Yeah , he was trying to find the meaning of "Retard" on urban dictionary!
2-Really?
3-Yeah , he was trying to find the meaning of "Retard" on urban dictionary!
by Turturu November 20, 2020
Get the Retardmug. Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.
Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?
by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019
Get the Retardmug. 
sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.
by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018
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