Retard

People who sit around on facebook all day, poking each other or tagging friends in photos.

Hey what are those Retards doing on Facebook?

by ramguy April 20, 2009

retarded

(1) Generally a mentally handicapped person, with an IQ rating of below 80. As such used a general insult of intelligence. This can also be used with brief mental impairment resulting from alcohol or drugs.

(2) A female who induces stupification in all males who gaze upon her.

(3) Anything excepional, fantastic, or otherwise so good that it causes a brief period of mental impairment in the participant. e.g.

(1) "Retards ride the short bus, but they seem to like it."
"I got retarded at that party, a bottle of tequila, pot brownies, and a ball of coke!"
"I was roofie-grade retarded after eating all those Valiums last night."
(2) "Did you see that girl? She was so retarded I was drooling on myself!"
"She's too retarded for me, I swear I'd be speaking like a caveman if I managed to get close enough to talk to her."

(3) "His new car is retarded, I'm so jealous."
"That concert was retarded. I couldn't believe my ears."

by -=KrZ=- June 1, 2003

retarded

1. Something that is messed up
2. An insult
3. Something that's stupid

1. *looks at poster that's falling off wall* That poster's retarded
2. OMG your face is so retarded
3. Homework is so retarded

by Livvyxoxo April 27, 2014

Retard

1. A person with a mental disability. 2. A really stupid and ignorant person who has no life. 3. Barack Obama

"Obama's such a freaking retard with his retarded socialist ideas.

by computergangster January 2, 2010

Retard

Locally Developed or Mentally Challenged.

Look at that Tyler kid, .. what is he doing?
Bleh he's just a retard.
Nawh hes LD.

by ACWUZHERE May 10, 2010

Retard

To slow down; to delay

Also;(in slang)
An idiot; some guy who does stupid things

Puting the food in the refrigerater will retard the process of decay.

"You Retard! You cant even add 1+1!"

by K.U.E December 12, 2008

Retarded

The idiotic belief that some lives are worth less, mean less, learn less, comprehend less.

Jim is Retarded. He think's that guy with learning disabillities is retarded.

by TrueLanguage June 17, 2015