Redneck Colonic

Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.

Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?

Michelle: Yes I do.

by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010

Redneck Cheeto

This is when you stick your penis in a Cheeto bag then stick your penis in a girls mouth.

Redneck Cheeto's are Yummy

by You like this right there? August 17, 2010

Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Redneck Superglue

Duct tape, or more specifically the old tale that duct tape fixes everything, and is used by those born into a rural background instead of using the proper tools to fix car engines, computer parts, chairs, etc. but is only used a short -term solution until the right materials can found.

John: Hey Beals my car broke down I think the engine blew a valve. Got some Redneck Superglue?

Beals: yeah but remember Redneck Superglue is just a quick fix, you should still see a mechanic

by mr. cannonball walter September 25, 2011

Redneck Breakup Game

When you live in the sticks, you understand that your best friends are going to be there till the end, knowing this, your best friend just broke up with his girlfriend, now hes sad, how do you make him feel better? Get him drunk! The redneck breakup game is when one friend has a tough breakup, you and him spend the next day-month together, constantly with a beer in your hand and his. There is no way to win the game, and the point of the game it to make him feel better. The game is about being as drunk as possible before the hangover hits. Generally 3-4 days in, hes forgotten about the breakup.

Hell yeah, but it'l be okay, Jim is treatin' him to the redneck breakup game

by stamoosong July 25, 2011

redneck rental

When you go to walmart and buy something to use for a brief time and return to get your money back.

I wanted to watch the playoffs on a big screen so I went to walmart to grab a redneck rental of the 70" inch tv.

by naked_guy January 21, 2012

redneck spare tire

a piece of wood cut to the definitions of a tire, and attached to the axle not by the bolts, but with duct tape.

-going down a road-
-massive bump-
-tire flies off a cliff-
guy 1 "$h1t!... great, now i gotta' go make me a redneck spare tire"
-cuts down a tree with a conveniently placed chainsaw in the back of his truck-
-makes a wheel and attaches it with duct tape-
-drives home-

by leviathantheinsane June 22, 2013