retard

Alexis Henson McClure, a retarded blond who doesn't know shit from her face.

Alexis: Someone took a crap on the mirror again!

The rest of the kids: NO ALEXIS THATS YOUR FACE!!! god retard .

by DeathIsLife January 16, 2009

Retard

Someone who doesen't know the difference between video games and...wait retards arn't even smart enough to play video games. OK i'll restart...Someone who doesent know anything, at all and is bailry able to walk straight. Oh and doesent know the difference between HEVEY METAL and Soft Bluegrass.

Retard : Daddy what are you doing ?
Mom : It's been the million'th time i've told you I"M YOUR MOTHER !
Retard : i'm scared. or happy i dont know ?

by Blubid April 20, 2008

Retard

Slow in the brain.

See that person over there? He is a retard, he doesn't know how to do maths.

by MadJJH1Z1434 January 29, 2018

Retarded

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

Retard

A very bad word that will get you in a lot of trouble

Person1: Danny’s such a retard.
Person2: Thats not nice, don’t say it.

by LAPIS!! May 21, 2022

Retard

The retard above and below this definition.

“Look at the retards who are above and below that one comment!” Said a retard

by AnOnYmOoouS October 28, 2018

Retard

generally the people looking up the word retard Are retards.

this bitch is a retard bruh

by Johnny cato September 3, 2018