thick ranch

the joke of when people say 'i found thick ranch in my moms bedroom' basically meaning cum

jeff (8 years old): i found thick ranch in my mommys room and ate it'

lia: oh u poor child

by slayed fr August 21, 2022

Ranched

To fuck someone over by intentionally getting ranch on their clothes.

Man, did you see how James ranched Robert the other day?

by UnfortunatelyRanched March 7, 2022

she a ranch

a girl whose ugly but is still throwing it back so its fun to dance with her.

"wow maddies really twerking"

"thats because she a ranch"

by kikibr December 17, 2018

Ranch Status

When you squeeze ranch dressing into a woman’s vagina to increase her pleasure.

I went to ranch status with his mom last night!

by Sheshelover06 November 27, 2024

samurai ranch cock

A very delicious meal indeed

Friend: Hey what do you want to eat?
You: Samurai ranch cock
Friend: Omg me too!!

by big dick kai February 21, 2022

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Chicken Bacon Ranch

Your hip neighbors backyard

The Littles got ponies to ride and heard those chickens and truffle hunting hogs all over this lil chicken bacon ranch..

by Grey T September 30, 2023