Quality Time

Often used by your girl/boy-friend as a surrpetitious excuse to see less of you; really may mean "fuck off."

"I think maybe you are coming over too often when I'm busy. We need to start thinking about spending more quality time together, where we can interact more and talk."

Translation: "Fuck off and die in a fire. I'd rather watch these stupid reality TV shows than spend a minute with your sorry ass."

by jazzbox October 24, 2011

deece qual

deece qual =Of descent quality. Another term for "cool" or "good quality".

Dude, That's so deece qual.

by Séafra Mac Sim September 23, 2004

quagmeyer

When one is looking ramrod a female he just met and gets cock blocked by his fucking ex-girlfriend

When my ex showed up, I found myself in a bit of a quagmeyer.

by Anonymous April 14, 2006

qual

Shortened version of the word quality. To be used as slang and or verbal communication. Should be followed by another slang word or term (see example)

Dude 1: yo, man! your moms dinner was qual af last night.

Dude 2: Really? Because I didnt notice, I was too busy with your sister. She's pretty qual in bed.

by danchap November 20, 2012

Quality Control

A method whereby the Urban Dictionary gets cleaned up, otherwise it would get filled with "Flubby Wubby is gay", incitement to racial hatred, and juvenile verbal diarrhoea.

At a job interview at the local biscuit factory for Quality Controller.
Interviewer: "so, what do you do in your spare time?"
Candidate: "Oh surf the net, and visit Urban Dictionary."
Interviwer: "Really? I do that too! Do you Quality Control there?"
Candidate: "Yes, I clean off all that juvenile jibber-jabber."
Interviewer: "Welcome to the Biscuit Factory! You have just got the job!"


I defined a word, then did some quality
Everytime the Quality Controller define a word, I deleted 10 defintions, then clicked on 5 removes.

by Kerb December 1, 2004

quality not quantity

A term used in online discussions, which is usually about how having a smaller number of "good players" is better than having a large number of "bad players" in order to get something done. Usually the bad players are referred to as zerglings, or lemmings. Dragonball Z was the first to use this phrase in this way.

Majin Buu: You have two saiyans, I have three. Not to mention the Namek.

Vegitto: Its quality not quantity my friend.

by Dark_Loki January 29, 2008

Quality Anal Probe

When someone inserts their finger or penis into a rectum, and a quality one.

Bob gave me a quality anal probe.

by you_must_be_gay April 14, 2006