A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.
"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."
by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010
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Get the Puppy Noodle mug.Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011
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Get the itz._..puppy mug.The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
by ballsmclong December 8, 2016
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Get the puppy guppy mug.Coined by entrepreneur guru Ken Singer, also known as Ken, the Puppy Shooter is the person who will tell you your ideas suck. This term is usually applied in an entrepreneurial scenario. *Important to note that one should shoot the puppy, not strangle.
by sushimushy June 1, 2016
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