The homosexual act in which the "master" places a leash on their partner. The master then applies peanut butter to his genitals, and forces his "puppy" to lick up the peanut butter like a dog until the master ejaculates on his partner's face; giving his skin a glossy, satin-like appearance.
by ballsmclong December 08, 2016
Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.
Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!
by bahahaha mt August 26, 2011
by olivia.lakree December 03, 2020
When You Have A Guy Friend Who Hasnt shaved in a week or so, and their chin feels like that of a dogs.
by Carriyo October 17, 2008
1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims
1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.
by Scrappy4 June 05, 2017
by Big puck puck February 27, 2020
Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move
by The big dumb July 17, 2021