Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy

Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children

by t_210 August 4, 2010

puppy punter

1.) a person who distance kicks young canines for sport 2.) an asshole who enjoys inflicting harm on others, particularly defenseless victims

1.) I told my son to stop being a puppy punter, lest he turns serial killer. 2.) My soon-to-be ex's lawyer is a real puppy punter - he's trying to make me pay child support on the kid and I ain't even the daddy.

by Scrappy4 June 5, 2017

douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.

"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."

by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

itz._..puppy

itz._..puppy is a gacha tiktoker that is a HUGE simp for their partner macy😏

Person 1: Hey have you seen itz._..puppy's new tiktok?

Person 2: Lol yeah puppy is such a simp

by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021

Puppy shark

When you do something cool at the moment but cringe at it later

Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move

by The big dumb July 16, 2021

Big puppy

A real big dog, a bloke who definitely hits the gym (among other things). Can also be used to describe anything that is abnormally large in comparison to it's average height (e.g. a Barge could be called a "Big Puppy").

When that one national powerlifter in your rowing team takes his shirt off for the boys:

"Oooh he's a big puppy boys!"

by zootybooty June 3, 2018