douche puppy

A combination of your ordinary douche bag (generically good-looking, full-of-themselves prick) with a lame ass love sick puppy. More or less a love sick douche bag.

"That abercrombie and fitch humping kid Brandon is totally hitting on my girlfriend, Cora. What a f*cking douche puppy that kid is."

by gimmeurtots72 April 5, 2010

River puppies

When you've had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.

Adam: Dude, I heard you're girlfriend left you for your sister.

Pete: Yeah, and I got fired today. Plus on the way home I rear-ended a cop and I'm getting a huge fine.

Adam: Damn, dude, that's river puppies!

by bahahaha mt August 28, 2011

itz._..puppy

itz._..puppy is a gacha tiktoker that is a HUGE simp for their partner macy😏

Person 1: Hey have you seen itz._..puppy's new tiktok?

Person 2: Lol yeah puppy is such a simp

by cerulean puppy December 12, 2021

Puppy Noodle

A new term for a snake.

Ohh look, a Puppy Noodle is over there wook at its widdle face!

by Da_Evil_Doggo June 4, 2018

Puppy shark

When you do something cool at the moment but cringe at it later

Person 1: Remember when I made that cringe tictok page in 2018 and thought I was cool
Person 2: ya that was a puppy shark move

by The big dumb July 16, 2021

duck of a puppy

large dog that curls up and sleeps like a duck would. It also thinks that it is a lap dog and at times will flap its ears like a duck flaps its wings. It never becomes an adult dog it is always a puppy.

Look at how big of a duck of a puppy she is.

by Zoe Mae February 8, 2010

Puppy King

Little boy that captures hearts of every one around

He is my little puppy king.

by marvelgirl August 5, 2008