Gnarley Pubes

A term used to describe someone's stinky, long, curly gross pubic hair.

Joe: Ohhh man dude I was gonna have sex with Linda last night but she had some gnarley pubes!

Broseph: Aww man that's the worst!

by Gnarles Pubison July 27, 2011

automotive puberty

When someone goes from being a ricer to being a petrol head or when they learn the true meaning of speed.

Look at that ricer, he's like me before I went through automotive puberty

by Young petrol boi May 15, 2016

stomach pubes

THE SNAIL TRAIL

Stomach pubes is not a phrase, it's called a snail trail you stupid bastards

by Dohvie December 9, 2017

relationship pubes

An act of neglect in the most important of areas shortly after entering into a new relationship.

‘You’ve got a decent set of relationship pubes there mate.’
‘I know, new Mrs. Haven’t manscaped for a while.’

by Maxim11 June 9, 2018

Acne Pubehead

A word class footballer who tends to never date girls his age he has the heading ability of Ryan mason and has spots the colour of my infected genitles. His pube curled hair drips with grease everytime he shags his dwarf 3 year old girlfriend

oh hey look at that acne pubehead
wow look over there mother I spot a couple of acne pubeheads

by e7 destroyer February 24, 2018

Pre Pubescent Beta Male

A guy who is about 12 trying to fit in with the older lads. Hes a bit of a cunt and always is in your shadow. He constantly denies hes a beta male and trys to act big or hard even thoughhe has a microscopic penis

That kyle lad is a proper Pre Pubescent Beta male

Yeah in' he, OI fag how bout you and your microscopic penis fuck off somewhere else yeah you Pre Pubescent Beta Male

by Ok stfu April 29, 2020

Fallopian Pubes

A religious accomplishment achieved when a man gives a woman such a deep and thorough dicking, that at least one or more of his pubes dislodges from his pelvis, and jets its way past the vulva, cervex, and uterus up into a woman’s Fallopian tubes.

“Johnathan ravaged me last night! I think he gave me fallopian pubes. Dinner for one at the hairy egg farm!”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021