Prem

A person who is fully confident in their answers and is 99.99% wrong.

My answer is so prem , woops it was prem.

by fuckbitchesgetmoney22 October 6, 2012

premature evacuation

When you exit the elevator on the wrong floor because you weren't paying attention.

(While others watch, you get off the elevator and then come back in.)

You say: "Sorry, I suffer from premature evacuation."

by Barry Rinehart March 13, 2008

premature ejaculation

when you cum in a (hopefully) pussy before you wish you could thus destroying 70-90% of the pleasure. usualy caused by being overly horny and getting too excited.

jeff:how was last night with cindaayy?
jerry: it was awful, i had a premature ejaculation in her faggot pussy!

by odood19 January 9, 2010

prem

short for the english premiership

when dicks older, he will play in the prem

by tom page February 11, 2008

Premajoerszination

1. To completely overreact about EVERYTHING
2. To have no self confidence whatsoever
3. To suck horribly at everything you do

Prematureejaculation, Premajerzination, womanly, not manly, castrated,

ex.1 " Chris, great job doing what you were told" Chris: "What is that suppose to mean you chicken shi* mother fucker*, I am going to kill you" -- somehow Chris felt the compliment was an insult, and he premajoerszinated.

ex.2 someone who says atleast 1 of the following on a daily basis: "I can't", "I suck", "Noone likes me", suffers from premajoerszination
ex.3 when somebody epically fails all the time, you would call him a "premajoerszinater"

by F6528817 May 17, 2011

Premature ejacutext

To send a text message prior to fully completing your message.
text premature

(Person 1)What do you wa
(Person 2)Huh?
(Person 1)Sorry for the premature ejacutext! What do you want for dinner?

by RCR4624 September 24, 2011

Premature De-Illumination

The action of accidentally turning off the last light in the house (when it's dark outside) resulting in disorientation and/or bumping in to things whilst looking for for another light switch.

Mike: Bro! I was about to go to bed but I accidentally Prematurely De-Illuminated the room and had to use my cell phone as a flashlight!

Brad: Man, I know what you meen. You gotta be careful with that Premature De-Illumination, last night I smashed my foot trying to find the bathroom when I did that.

by Mako212 July 2, 2011