markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

Preston Moede

The definition of a friend who knows the limits of jokes, but goes right below it, he always defends those he cares for, and will tell you if he's actually you're friend

"Hey Preston Moede is over there!"

by Max The Elf December 16, 2021

Preston Parmesan

Preston Parmesan is Tim Cheese's nephew and Justin Cheddar's son. Unlike most mice, Preston Parmesan grew up in the sewers of Paris. Rumor has it that Preston Parmesan showed Ratatouille the ropes before he became a well-renowned chef. Once Ratatouille became successful, he hired Anton Ego to curb stomp Preston Parmesan.

Preston Parmesan strutted into the deli, insisting that only the finest aged cheese would meet his impeccable standards.

by Brie Baggins March 25, 2025

preston baer

Preston Baer is a way to say damn girl your choking on your dick but it's too big to suck or choke on

Damn girl, you're going Preston Baer on me!
Girl: I know right...

by PsychoticPJ November 10, 2019

A Preston

Common term used by cyclists to describe a bone idle cheat, who drives to the start of a strava segment to gain an unfair advantage. Heavily frowned upon.

Did you see Mark?? He did a Preston to get a quicker time on Mont Ventoux. Poor show!!

by velominati cyclist May 27, 2018

Preston

I person who does not care about anything lazy as can be and honestly just don’t talk to him and date him

Eww is that a preston am going to barf

by kjkfcvgbhnj May 28, 2023

Preston

A 5'5" Millennial douchebag who likes to bang women twice his age, wears kids shoe size 11s, punches like a girl, drinks Natty Ice, hates people who smoke cigarettes, but fills a bottle of Mtn Dew with spit in one day with Coppenhagen Wintergreen, drives a fucked up Chevy Monte Carlo, and has a shitty goatee.

"My mom is dating a douchebag. He's definitely a Preston!"

by MyMomsBFsucks97 January 8, 2020