"I'm stepping out to get a burrito - cya in a bit."
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
<opens front door, triggering a rain of glossy cardstock all over the porch>
"Aw man, fucking porch spammers!"
by captain manly November 29, 2012
A lazy and dumb asian.
“I want my daughter to marry a Stanford Korean man like Dr. Bradley Kim, not some common porch gook like ‘Cooter’ Park.”
by crjoker December 31, 2024
Noun:
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023
Vulva. Also known as “the bit on the front”
The external genitals of the human female.
Often confused with the vagina by human males.
The external genitals of the human female.
Often confused with the vagina by human males.
by D. D. D. September 06, 2023
by Maverix91 July 08, 2020
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
otherwise known as a “FUPA” (fat upper pubic area), a basement porch refers to the fat that’s stored below the waist and above the genitals, usually protruding from plus sized women who wear tight-fitting pants or jeans
by austinzsoice May 02, 2024