Popcorn on the Cob

Nebraskan style popcorn: Fresh and perfect for people too lazy to take the kernals off before microwaving it.

Hick 1: What is this?
Hick 2: It's popcorn on the cob, fresh off the stalk!

by NebraskanStyle May 2, 2010

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Popcorn ain't poppin'

It's when the panties ain't rollin' from the gangstamobile, and it's rain cats and dogs.

Steve: You tappin' dat?
Jeff: No hon, that popcorn ain't poppin'

by Matt Byrne December 29, 2007

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Popcorn muscles

When you look big but you're not really that big. No strength behind the muscles. Fake fuckin' muscles. Weak men have popcorn muscles.

Ivan Bogovich has popcorn muscles. Ivan Bogovich is a weak man. Ivan Bogovich didn't wipe his butt until middle school.

by Tyler jean November 24, 2016

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Popcorn and Chill

Another term for reading other peoples shade.

"Oh my god, I just Popcorn and Chill last night. and it was crazy!"

by hcsophia February 2, 2016

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A term that can be used to describe a very toxic internet thread.

People associate popcorn with watching movies. Movies are known for being entertaining. A toxic internet thread is known for, again, being very toxic. So toxic, that reading it is like watching a movie, because both are entertaining. Just like what you do while watching a movie, you read a toxic thread, with popcorn. Popcorn comes from either a microwave, or a popcorn machine. Hence, the Popcorn Machine slang.

(Tip: Stay away from them.)

1st person: I really like the song "Minorities in my water park"! Let's read the comments.
2nd person: Don't! It's like a popcorn machine.
1st person: Dunno what you mean by that.
1st person: {reads comments} Yeah, you're right.
2nd person: Told 'ya!

by cdcdncid July 30, 2019

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