polish picnic

A group of people sitting on lawn chairs in their driveway - usually drinking beer.

Check out that Polish picnic, they've been out there all day!

by chicagoatheart77 April 12, 2010

Polish Roulette

Much like Russian Roulette, but five shots are loaded into a revolver rather than one.

Polish roulette is a surefire way to die like a moron.

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

polish skydiver

A person of african origin who trades in 2nd hand socks

That polish skydiver has stolen my socks!

by TedTurd August 29, 2008

Polish Piledriver

When a man puts a woman into a piledriver position and than piledrives her through a table cumming into her mouth.

The man gave the woman a Polish Piledriver after roll playing.

by Danny Paulson June 2, 2009

nail polish

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.

secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!

by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

helmet polisher

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.

An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.

Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!

Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!

by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008

Knob Polish

What emits during heavy petting, shortly to be followed by vigorous knob polishing (hopefully).

Damn, two minutes with that Stupid Donkey and my jockeys are soaked with Knob Polish!

by donkeycum March 29, 2003