Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.
Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.
Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
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It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.
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Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"
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"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"
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"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
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