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Perpetual Gooner

Referring to a person who has become so lost in the sauce of pornography or other stimulating media, that they lose access to their higher brain function, seeing the world as a complete goon fest, masturbating dozens of time a day, often leading to decreased productivity in their daily lives, along with the destruction of friendships and other personal relationships.
Danny: Hey do you know if Matt is gonna come rock climbing with us this weekend?

Seth: Really Danny? Matt has become a fucking perpetual gooner, I haven’t even heard from him in weeks, I really doubt he’s coming with us this weekend.

Danny: …fuck… I miss him man.

Seth: *sigh* Me too man.
by CrazyCronker47 July 19, 2025
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perpeganda

He stopped my mum beating me up , so now im being made to tell lies about him to save the maniac SS ploughing n again....ask my mum and she will talk perpeganda.
by wonker welly&thewinker fictary September 1, 2025
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Perpendickular

The angular relationship of an erect penis to the body
It was impossible for the other men not to notice he was perpendickular as he exited the shower at the gym.
by Smart as... October 21, 2025
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Scanger perplexity

This is the confused facial expression of scumbags. Many reach it by default rather than by design and it firstly involves a tilting of the head by 20 degrees. Meanwhile the Mouth opens like guppy fish at feeding time. A furrowed brow below a greasy mop of hair completes the package. Many accompany this look with a matching tracksuit and Nike runners.
Conductor: "sir you can't smoke on this bus"
(Scanger begins the look - scanger perplexity)
Scanger: "eh warewil I fuckin smoke den?!"

Or

"Hey look at that scanger perplexity on that toe rag reading the bus timetable"
by Swabladore April 19, 2016
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down perpetually

To be so horny and pull no hoes that you use any site to find something to cure your down badness
This guy is down perpetually, he's watching porn 24/7.
by sheeesh.2345 May 12, 2021
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The Perp

A sex position, where you smash her in missionary, look intensly in her eyes and shout out - GLADIUSSSS!!!!!
I was going to go to hers and give her some love making, then i decided nashhhh, i will do the perp
by The Great Khan December 30, 2022
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