Planet Finger

An extra terrestrial planet 3,000,000 light years away. A place of peace and tranquility, where mud runs through the streets and skugma is sipped on the daily.

We’re headed to planet finger, anyone else care to join? I hear there’s mud there.

by Markyblarky October 31, 2025

Planetalism

Nationalism on a planetary scale. Planetalism teaches you to take pride in things you have never done, while hating aliens you've never met. Not to be confused with Planetism, which is simply favoritism of your own planet, without regard to alien species.

Don't assume all Earthlings are good and all Mars folk are bad, that's Planetalism.

by Digitalwolff June 27, 2022

The Planet Earth Test

When you want to see if a cover of Fireflies is good, so you skip to the part where they sing "I like to make my self believe, that planet Earth turns slowly".

Guy 1: What're you doing?

Guy 2: I'm looking for a cover of Fireflies to listen to, but they all suck.

Guy 1: Well just do The Planet Earth Test to get faster results.

by OctopusProbably October 24, 2022

planet pussyballs

exactly as it sounds

100% of the men I know live on planet pussyballs

by sinrlifemattrs October 29, 2025

Blue environment planet

Aghafuuuucccckkk!!!!!

At the top of my lungs, I scream at night to myself with uncontrollable thoughts of self-mutilation and harm and through it all hot pink comes the biggest banger of them all!: “Blue environment planet”

by Bad C dev December 10, 2025

The Most Amazing Person On The Planet

Jessica Kay Hoffman

The title of The Most Amazing Person On The Planet is held by Jessica Kay Hoffman

by Dictionarious Mysterious November 27, 2020

Planet Popstar

Planet Popstar is a distant planet shaped like a yellow five-pointed star, typically crossed by two white planetary rings, that is home to a majority of the main characters in the Kirby series. According to the Kirby's Adventure instruction manual, the planet is so far away from Earth that it would invisible to Earth's population. Said to be located in Gamble Galaxy in Kirby: Squeak Squad, Popstar is considered by some to be a "backwater planet" in the lore of the Kirby series. This is most notably referenced in the reactions of invaders to Kirby's presence on Popstar (such as that of Susie in Kirby: Planet Robobot), as they often question why such a powerful being lives on this remote planet.

Magolor: Planet Popstar is so amazing.

by Kit the Little cat January 9, 2022