So raunchy he had to have 4 whole names. Claims he’s done four white dragons. Constantly threatens to throw out the printer. He won’t fight you but Blodgett will. Very skittish when questioned. Does crack?
by Shoppness May 28, 2019
Get the Benjamen Michael Phillip Kuhmanmug. When a guy is getting head and pulls out and blows it all in her hair. But he is chivalrous enough to get her shampoo to help clean up herself. the best part is that his friends are nice enough to help too.
she be suckin, and you be blowing in her hair. step 2 includes getting shampoo. you did the knob phillips
by dbpicksix October 6, 2009
Get the The Knob Phillipsmug. Jean-Phillipe Kindler also known as: "Joppel", "Kinkler", "Jan-Phillip", "Jophy", "JPK", "Jay-Pee", "Koppel", "Gockel", "John", "Schwindler" or "Son"
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
is the front-man and lead singer of the famous post-soft-indie-minimalist-alternative-pop-band "Mikrokosmos" from Menschester, Denmark.
Initially known for his poems about quiche, the german village of Krefeld-Fischeln and polyamory.
His career came to a sudden end in 2023 after a controversy on his views on french cheeses, in specific his taste in camembert, which caused dissent and fights between his fans.
At the hight of his career he performed with his band Mikrokosmos at the Fusion festival 2023, infront of 20.000.000 communists.
Now he is co-owner of the hardware-store chain "Nymphe und Söhne" based in germany.
German: "Ey Jean-Phillipe Kindler, was ist denn Mikrokosmos? hab ich noch nie gehört, was macht ihr für Musik?
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
JPK: "sorry, english please?"
by BasedWannabeSurfer October 12, 2023
Get the Jean-Phillipe Kindlermug. She looks like a right 'Phillip Bailey'
by amazeflaps April 19, 2014
Get the phillip baileymug. a screwdriver brand that has no major length to it and can get a kodick to fall for him #speakingfromtheheart
by asholew November 6, 2021
Get the phillipmug. (Not all Phillips ofc)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
A guy who isn’t even thaaat attractive (to me) and plays with other girls hearts he supposedly dosent cheat but breaks up with them after finding someone 😂😂. Phillip can’t fight and brings his sister in drama that isn’t her damn business 🤦 ♀️
Phillip is very annoying and if someone insults him he gets his so called “gang” over to the table and tried to roast them.
Phillip is also a guy who cries over a stupid comment acting like a baby.
(Only my personal experience)
Person 1: ugh Phillip has been annoying me all day trying to flirt
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
Person 2: well ofc he wants to date everyone .
by I gtg now June 27, 2021
Get the Phillipmug. Is most likely a fat ass who actually likes to work. Sike that nigga lazy as fuck and can’t express his feelings to no one cause they don’t care. R.I.P his feelings
by Big heavy dick slanderous bot May 30, 2021
Get the Phillipmug.