Worshipping the Porcelain Altar

Throwing up. Can be used in two ways:
a) euphemism for drunk-barf.
b) euphemism for bulemic-induced barf.

a)

Brad: Whoa... last night I got totally sloshed and was worshipping the porcelain altar for ages.
John: We know. We heard you.

b)
Brittney: So, ok, I've been, like, worshipping the porcelain altar... if you know what I mean... and I think it's made me like, so totally skinny! But I'm still like, way fat. You know?
Kelsey: Yaaa, hon, ya. Trust me. I've been at it for like, a year. And look at me.
(Hip bones protrude)
I'm like, a blimp.

by grapefruit95 June 14, 2010

The Bottom Ten Percent

The idea, that the bottom 10 percent of society, those who have no handicap yet still refuse to work or give back to the community, are eliminated to increase the productivity of the community.
Therefore causing everyone to work harder, in order to avoid becoming the bottom 10 percent.
This can be done on an individual basis, or in larger number.

This idea, was originally thought of by John, Aarons friend.

If your in The Bottom Ten Percent, you could be a homeless person giving nothing back to the goverment, youve been on welfare for an extended period of time, making no effort to "get back on your feet."

by Joshua Minchew July 20, 2006

Percalate

V. the act of allowing time before one deficates, as to enrich the overall experiance once it occurs.

After letting my poo percalate for 10 min, I was finally ready to relieve myself.

by JFu July 6, 2007

Perculate

The noise when you milk a bong

Stoner 1: "Dude your bong perculates so loud!"

Stoner 2: "I know its awesome!" (takes hit)

by The_Man_With_Stuff September 14, 2011

Parceleros

word used by Puerto Ricans to describe hillbillies especially Dominicans.

Mire ese tipo mas parcelero!! look at that guy such a hillbilly

I hate when those parceleros (dominicans)move in to the neighborhood they always wear socks and sandals or shoes with no socks!! it makes no sense!

by siscarface June 3, 2010

2 percent

The percent of women in the world that are neither bitches or hoes. Therefore they are definitely worth caring for.
Antonym 98 percent

Cassie and Megan are being 2 percent right now, you can tell they really want to be here.

by JuggernautNW12 February 22, 2009

dick fat percentage

the amount of fat one has on his dick.

Hey dog, you been trying to cut back on your dick fat percentage?

by ethan bishop May 7, 2007