peen

a different breed of penis.

" yo he PACKIN with this big peen"

by bepistheman15 November 13, 2020

Peen

A wonderful leader, speaks fluently in Pern. Has a honey like voice and has servants named PeenServes. Also has a lizard tongue peener. Follow peen @mightypeen on ig HAIL PEEN BITCH

I love Peen so much that’s why I serve him! uwu

by ShhKermit September 16, 2018

Peen

a small penis

yo this bitch said i had a peen so i stuck it in her ear.

by 2_inch_long_nigga_dick August 27, 2019

Peen

Peen (Pre-Teen) Nothing dirty, nothing perverted.

Just as it is, someone typically 10-12yrs old I would guess.

Yeah, we just had a birthday for my kid. It's a special one, he hit the big 1 O and is officially a peen.

He becomes a little more responsible, takes on some chores and gets rewarded with an allowance
To save or spend as he wishes.

by Howie-B June 19, 2019

peen

one large or oddly small penis with a weird and wonky shape. and is oddly skinny

“damn look at his dick it’s so weird and small.”

“he got himself a peen”

by yungjezuz February 16, 2019

Peen Status

-When you have a Keyboard Warrior among you saying a lot of F**k Boy stuff on a social media platform.

(ex: What the f**k is this Peen Ass Status.)
(ex: why did that F**k boy make a Peen Status.)

by NewPlayer089 September 17, 2019

Peen Time

Sex or other sexual activities focused around the peen. Often planned/scheduled and sometimes spontaneous.

Example 1: "Baby, now that you're all limbered up from yoga... you ready for some Peen Time?"
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Example 2: "Hey guys, sorry I can't stay out too late tonight. I got some Peen Time scheduled with the Mrs."

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Example 3 - "Ain't no time like the present! And ain't no present like Peen Time, amirite???"

by Dave. The Man. February 12, 2021